****Recommended For Rental****

The year is 2000...there's a brand spanking new Titanic...and this time it's guaranteed not to go down. Yeah, right! Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard Titanic 2000 in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet. With the help of her ghoulish henchmen, this gorgeous, well-endowed creature of the night is on the prowl for an eternal soul mate of the female persuasion, and come hell or high water, nothing will stop her!

Amidst Vladmina's luscious seductions and sensuous encounters of the "naughty-cal" kind, it becomes abundantly clear that this Titanic is definitely a Ship of Fools.

So "Full speed ahead!" into the hottest, funniest, most rousing adventure ever to sail the high seas - Titanic 200's maiden voyage! -with not an iceberg on the horizon. And, boy! Are those vampires buoyant...after all, Vampire Lust is Unsinkable!